Tuesday Recap
EzziNor put the rest of the YOLO Invitational on notice in week 2, dropping a league-best 202.88 and burying Past Our Prime Time by 69.98 points in a game that stopped being a contest sometime around kickoff. Elsewhere, "nail-biter" is a generous label for Joe BRR Cold Crew's 21.76-point handling of 50 shades of JK, but in a week defined by a massacre, even that counted as drama.
Standings
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If the Season Ended Today
If the season ended today, Ja'Marrmageddon would be on the clock at 1.01, which is what happens when your ceiling never got a chance to matter. 50 Shades of JK follows at 1.02, and Commisioner Stonks somehow doubles up at 1.03 and 1.04, a franchise apparently determined to rebuild through sheer volume of top-five picks. The Hunters and Immortal Stafford round out the mini-lottery at 1.05 and 1.06, dueling for the consolation prize nobody wants but somebody has to get the fifth-place game.
- 1.01Ja'Marrmageddon
1st-lowest Max PF (non-playoff)·284.34 Max PF·Non-playoff team
- 1.0250 shades of JK
2nd-lowest Max PF (non-playoff)·334.18 Max PF·Non-playoff team
- 1.03
3rd-lowest Max PF (non-playoff)·355.62 Max PF·Non-playoff team
- 1.04Commisioner Stonks
4th-lowest Max PF (non-playoff)·385.78 Max PF·Non-playoff team
- 1.05The Hunters
Projected 6th Place Finisher·2-2·#6 now
- 1.06Immortal Stafford
Projected 5th Place Finisher·2-2·#5 now
- 1.07Joe BRR Cold Crew
Projected 4th Place Finisher·3-1·#4 now
- 1.08jfball9
Projected 3rd Place Finisher·3-1·#3 now
- 1.09EzziNor
Projected Runner-Up·4-0·#2 now
- 1.10jacobseif
Projected League Champion·4-0·#1 now
All-Time Movement
- jacobseif moved past jfball9 into 3rd all-time, at 34-26.
New Records
It was a quiet week on the record front in the YOLO Invitational, with Week 2 failing to produce a single all-time or season-best mark.
No records fell this week — the book holds.
Top Matchups
EzziNor rolls into week two unbeaten at 2-0 and makes it look easy, torching Past Our Prime Time 202.88 to 132.9 in a laugher that was never in doubt. Past Our Prime Time, sitting at 1-1 entering the week, takes a beating that stings a lot more than the final margin's box score decimals suggest.
jacobseif rolls to a 176.28-135.68 win, extending an unblemished start to 2-0 (both games) and dropping Ja'Marrmageddon, still winless through two games, into a deeper hole. The 40-plus point gap leaves little ambiguity about who had the better week.
Trades This Week
No trades this week.
Upcoming Matchup of the Week
Week 3
The top of the standings, head to head: No. 3 jfball9 (3-1, 186.8 a week) against No. 4 Joe BRR Cold Crew (3-1, 164.5 a week).
This week's headliner pits No. 3 jfball9 (3-1, averaging 186.8 a week) against No. 4 Joe BRR Cold Crew (3-1, 164.5 a week), a clash of the standings' closest neighbors and a clear scoring-power mismatch on paper. Both sit a game clear of .500, but jfball9's offense has been humming at a different volume, and there are no clinch scenarios in play — just two 3-1 clubs jockeying to separate themselves from the pack.
Rest of Week 3
- 50 shades of JKvsThe Hunters
- Immortal StaffordvsJJ might play
- Commisioner Stonksvsjacobseif
- Past Our Prime TimevsJa'Marrmageddon