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Week 1 · 2026

Tuesday Recap

Week 1 of YOLO OG Dynasty opens with a statement: 1.01 1.04 1.07 torched the league for 288.94 points, a total nobody else is sniffing anytime soon. Commissioner Stonks made an example of Fist Full of *icks, winning by 69.45 in the kind of beatdown that ruins a bye week early. Meanwhile, The Hunters had to sweat it out, holding off That Big Penix Energy by a comparatively tame 17.6 for the week's closest thing to drama.

Standings

1
1.01 1.04 1.07
dennythekid
W-L
2-0
Streak
W1
PF
288.94
PA
261.96
MAX
339.46
2
Tennessee Chillbilly
tpat04
W-L
2-0
Streak
W1
PF
264.36
PA
231.02
MAX
336.19
3
Commissioner Stonks
brendangrey
W-L
2-0
Streak
W1
PF
239.77
PA
170.32
MAX
308.83
4
Someones offshore bank
redraidermg
W-L
1-1
Streak
L1
PF
261.96
PA
288.94
MAX
308.67
Playoff cut
5
The Hunters
TravisHarris80
W-L
1-1
Streak
W1
PF
235.39
PA
217.79
MAX
283.28
6
Jimmy Knows My Name
Johan8789
W-L
0-2
Streak
L1
PF
231.02
PA
264.36
MAX
312.24
7
That Big Penix Energy
jfball9
W-L
0-2
Streak
L1
PF
217.79
PA
235.39
MAX
259.74
8
Fist Full of *icks
jacobseif
W-L
0-2
Streak
L1
PF
170.32
PA
239.77
MAX
206.77

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If the Season Ended Today

If the season ended today, Fist Full of *icks would be staring at the 1.01, a fitting trophy for owning the lowest Max PF among the league's non-playoff set. Right behind them: 1.01 1.04 1.07, The Hunters, and Jimmy Knows My Name round out the lottery's top four, all separated by degrees of the same disappointing math. Commissioner Stonks and Someones offshore bank at least get to fight it out for their draft slot, since 1.05 and 1.06 are earned through the third-place game rather than pure futility. Small comfort, but a first-round pick is a first-round pick.

  1. 1.01
    Fist Full of *icks

    1st-lowest Max PF (non-playoff)·206.77 Max PF·Non-playoff team

  2. 1.02

    2nd-lowest Max PF (non-playoff)·259.74 Max PF·Non-playoff team

  3. 1.03
    The Hunters

    3rd-lowest Max PF (non-playoff)·283.28 Max PF·Non-playoff team

  4. 1.04
    Jimmy Knows My Name

    4th-lowest Max PF (non-playoff)·312.24 Max PF·Non-playoff team

  5. 1.05
    Commissioner Stonks

    Projected 3rd Place Finisher·2-0·#3 now

  6. 1.06
    Someones offshore bank

    Projected 4th Place Finisher·1-1·#4 now

  7. 1.07

    Projected Runner-Up·2-0·#2 now

  8. 1.08
    1.01 1.04 1.07

    Projected League Champion·2-0·#1 now

All-Time Movement

  • dennythekid moved past jfball9 into 3rd all-time, at 90-75.
  • brendangrey passed 25,000 career points.

New Records

It was a quiet week on the record front for YOLO OG Dynasty, with nothing in Week 1 threatening the books.

No records fell this week — the book holds.

Top Matchups

1.01 1.04 1.07 def. Someones offshore bank
margin 27.0

1.01 1.04 1.07 opens the season in style, torching Someones offshore bank 288.94 to 261.96 in a season-opening laugher that still leaves both sides plenty of time to sort out their real form.

Tennessee Chillbilly def. Jimmy Knows My Name
margin 33.3

Season openers for both sides, and Tennessee Chillbilly makes a statement, torching Jimmy Knows My Name 264.36 to 231.02, a 33.34-point beatdown to kick off the year.

Trades This Week

No trades this week.

Upcoming Matchup of the Week

Week 2

Commissioner StonksvsTennessee Chillbilly

Two unbeaten teams: No. 3 Commissioner Stonks (2-0, 239.8 a week) against No. 2 Tennessee Chillbilly (2-0, 264.4 a week).

Commissioner Stonks and Tennessee Chillbilly headline the week, with both clubs still unbeaten at 2-0. No. 3 Stonks brings a 239.8-point weekly average, but No. 2 Chillbilly counters with a heftier 264.4, and neither team has had to answer for a loss yet. No clinch scenarios are in play, just two undefeated résumés about to collide.

Rest of Week 2

  1. That Big Penix EnergyvsJimmy Knows My Name
  2. The Huntersvs1.01 1.04 1.07
  3. Fist Full of *icksvsSomeones offshore bank