Week 3 · 2026

Tuesday Recap

Week 3 in YOLO OG Dynasty belonged to one team and one team only: 1.01 1.04 1.07 dropped a preposterous 314.3 points, running That Big Penix Energy clean off the field in a 109.44-point demolition that barely qualifies as a football game. Down in the normal-people bracket, Fist Full of *icks had to sweat one out, holding off Jimmy Knows My Name by a comparatively modest but still nerve-jangling 22.9 points.

Standings

1
1.01 1.04 1.07
dennythekid
W-L
6-0
Streak
W3
PF
845.47
PA
691.68
MAX
1,015.90
2
Someones offshore bank
redraidermg
W-L
5-1
Streak
W2
PF
776.99
PA
712.74
MAX
939.87
3
The Hunters▲3
TravisHarris80
W-L
4-2
Streak
W1
PF
695.55
PA
665.54
MAX
858.92
4
Tennessee Chillbilly
tpat04
W-L
3-3
Streak
L2
PF
689.35
PA
683.61
MAX
905.34
Playoff cut
5
Commissioner Stonks▼2
brendangrey
W-L
3-3
Streak
L1
PF
665.25
PA
622.82
MAX
892.31
6
Jimmy Knows My Name▼1
Johan8789
W-L
2-4
Streak
L1
PF
659.79
PA
621.55
MAX
900.34
7
Fist Full of *icks
jacobseif
W-L
1-5
Streak
W1
PF
590.39
PA
702.58
MAX
760.14
8
That Big Penix Energy
jfball9
W-L
0-6
Streak
L3
PF
571.63
PA
793.90
MAX
714.38

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If the Season Ended Today

If the season ended today, the consolation crown would go to a team that couldn't even be bothered to come up with a name — "1.01 1.04 1.07" backs into the top overall pick on the strength of having the league's lowest Max PF among the non-playoff crowd, which is a poetic way of saying nobody scored less when it mattered. Fist Full of *icks and Commissioner Stonks round out the next two slots, proof that clever branding doesn't cash in for points. Jimmy Knows My Name grabs 1.04, while The Hunters and Someones offshore bank at least got to play meaningful December football, settling for 1.05 and 1.06 as their reward for a decent-but-not-good-enough year.

  1. 1.01

    1st-lowest Max PF (non-playoff)·714.38 Max PF·Non-playoff team

  2. 1.02
    Fist Full of *icks

    2nd-lowest Max PF (non-playoff)·760.14 Max PF·Non-playoff team

  3. 1.03
    Commissioner Stonks

    3rd-lowest Max PF (non-playoff)·892.31 Max PF·Non-playoff team

  4. 1.04
    Jimmy Knows My Name

    4th-lowest Max PF (non-playoff)·900.34 Max PF·Non-playoff team

  5. 1.05
    The Hunters

    Projected 3rd Place Finisher·4-2·#3 now

  6. 1.06

    Projected 4th Place Finisher·3-3·#4 now

  7. 1.07
    Someones offshore bank

    Projected Runner-Up·5-1·#2 now

  8. 1.08
    1.01 1.04 1.07

    Projected League Champion·6-0·#1 now

All-Time Movement

  • redraidermg passed 75 career wins.

New Records

1.01 1.04 1.07 rewrote the season record book in the same afternoon, torching That Big Penix Energy 314.3–204.9. That's a new season high-water mark, blowing past the previous best of 291.9, and the 109.4-point margin obliterates the old blowout record of 95.2. Rough week to be Penix Energy.

  • seasonHighest single-week score · 1.01 1.04 1.07 put up 314.3 in Week 3 — the season single-week high, topping the previous best of 291.9.
  • seasonBiggest blowout · 1.01 1.04 1.07 buried That Big Penix Energy by 109.4 (314.3–204.9) in Week 3 — the season largest margin, past the old mark of 95.2.

Top Matchups

Someones offshore bank def. Commissioner Stonks
margin 28.6

Both teams entered tied at 3-1 through two weeks of double games, and Someones offshore bank settled the tiebreaker in emphatic fashion, dropping 236.78 on Commissioner Stonks' 208.19.

1.01 1.04 1.07 def. That Big Penix Energy
margin 109.4

1.01 1.04 1.07 rolls into 5-0 territory with a 314.3 explosion, burying That Big Penix Energy's 204.86 and dropping the winless side to 0-6 in what wasn't much of a contest at all.

Trades This Week

Someones offshore bank ⇄ The Hunters
lean

Someones offshore bank gets Josh Downs (WR, IND), 2027 4th, 2027 4th

The Hunters gets Juwan Johnson (TE, NO), 2027 3rd

short termSomeones offshore bank takes the short-term edge, and it's razor thin — a points delta of just 1.9 means the immediate on-field impact is basically a wash, with the two future 2027 fourths barely tipping the scale their way.

long termSomeones offshore bank wins this for the long haul, pairing player 9500 with a pair of 2027 fourths that give them extra lottery tickets, while The Hunters' single third-rounder doesn't come close to offsetting the value gap. The numbers back it up — a lopsided delta in the bank's favor.

Upcoming Matchup of the Week

Week 4

Someones offshore bankvsThe Hunters

The top of the standings, head to head: No. 2 Someones offshore bank (5-1, 259.0 a week) against No. 3 The Hunters (4-2, 231.8 a week).

The marquee matchup pits No. 2 Someones offshore bank (5-1, 259.0 points a week) against No. 3 The Hunters (4-2, 231.8), a genuine top-of-the-standings clash between two of the league's best. Someones offshore bank brings the gaudier record and the better scoring average, but the Hunters have shown they can hang with anybody near the top. No clinch scenarios are in play, just two contenders sorting out who belongs where.

Rest of Week 4

  1. Commissioner StonksvsJimmy Knows My Name
  2. Fist Full of *icksvsThat Big Penix Energy
  3. Tennessee Chillbillyvs1.01 1.04 1.07